Oh my gosh - that article sounds like the winning entry to a 'write like an LLM' contest. So over-the-top that I first thought it was satire. If the author inde

Oh my gosh - that article sounds like the winning entry to a 'write like an LLM' contest. So over-the-top that I first thought it was satire. If the author indeed wrote that all by themselves, they have certainly read too many AI slop articles.