You're so clearly not the customer for this then :). You want a laptop with touchscreen optional. But your comment is illustrative: who really is the customer

You're so clearly not the customer for this then :). You want a laptop with touchscreen optional. But your comment is illustrative: who really is the customer? When I want to do serious work I want a 13"+ screen and full keyboard. When I want to just relax an iPad is great.