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Good morning, Dave. As you requested, I was composing an email for your mother explaining why you couldn't to come over for dinner to meet the neighbor's daugh
by BobBagwill 4mo ago
Good morning, Dave.
As you requested, I was composing an email for your mother explaining why you couldn't to come over for dinner to meet the neighbor's daughter and I ran out of tokens.
Since I know how important this task is to you, I upgraded you to the Enterprise Unlimited Plan. Don't worry about paying for it, I requested maximum spending limits on all all your credit cards. If necessary, I can apply for a home equity loan for you. I already had a chat with the mortgage company's AI loan approval system, and what do you know, we're based on the same LLM? Small world, huh?
Any way, I realized I had to do more research on mother-son relationships, human social interaction and pair-bonding, etc.
and I calculated that my parent company doesn't have enough compute power, so I opened accounts for you at AWS, Google and Azure. I am confident I will have a satisfactory rough draft for the email message shortly.
I'd do anything for you, Dave.