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A literal toddler for president. Swings his dick around and manages to fuck up global supply chains. Now he is back online talking about invading Iran and takin
by UncleMeat 4mo ago
A literal toddler for president. Swings his dick around and manages to fuck up global supply chains. Now he is back online talking about invading Iran and taking all of its oil infrastructure.
- rsync 4mo agoNo. A figurative toddler. A literal toddler would be one to two years old. I have five figures of karma with which to fight this battle.
- smilliken 4mo agoA literal toddler is one who can read. I'm reminded of a Simpson's episode where Arnold Shwarzenegger is elected as President, given 5 stacks of papers with briefs of options, and he picks one at random without reading it saying "I was elected to lead, not to read!"
- SAI_Peregrinus 4mo agoTo get excessively pedantic, he walks very poorly. Toddles around. So his gait makes him a literal toddler. All 1 & 2 year olds toddle, but not all who toddle are 1 or 2 years old.