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I was reminded of the Murray Walker quote. “There's nothing wrong with the car except it's on fire”

• lelandfe 4mo ago
  My dad says, "But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" (Usually said jocularly when everyone is at their most upset, e.g. a vacation ruined)
  • RRWagner 4mo ago
    A friend said at one of those moments, "And other than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?" And the 3rd person replied, "I don't know, I've never seen the play 'Mrs Lincoln'"
  • thrownthatway 4mo ago
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• maxall4 4mo ago
  “The strait of Hormuz is open so long as Iran does not fire missiles at ships.”
  • dylan604 4mo ago
    "The numbers will go down as soon as you quit testing"
    • trumpdong 4mo ago
      The actual quote was "if you don't test, you won't have cases"