I delight in asking novel and meaningful questions. I have a particularly weakness for meta questions; my favourite general-purpose one is, following some banal

I delight in asking novel and meaningful questions. I have a particularly weakness for meta questions; my favourite general-purpose one is, following some banal question: “How often do people ask you that?” Followed immediately by: “And how often do people ask you that?” This is normally already completely novel, but on the off chance it isn’t, you can recurse to higher meta!