But isn't that kind of what graduation speeches are? Unsolicited advice? E.g. that sunscreen one (if that was even a real speech) > "Remember the compliments y

But isn't that kind of what graduation speeches are? Unsolicited advice? E.g. that sunscreen one (if that was even a real speech) > "Remember the compliments you receive; forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how" How does this clown even know anyone even gets compliments, or doesn't have bad memory anyway?