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The next one will be a body suit so you end up looking like Santa Claus.

• Qem 5mo ago
  Next would be taxing airways and using the resources to subsidize the costs of GLP class drugs, as they benefit directly from customer weight loss.
  • TomatoCo 5mo ago
    Vaguely reminds me of that planet in Hitchhiker's Guide that started to lose too much mass to tourists leaving. So, > Thus today the net balance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave; so every time you go to the lavatory there, it is vitally important to get a receipt.
    • netsharc 5mo ago
      Meanwhile Dubai exports its shit: https://medium.com/@sohaibwaheed06/explaining-dubais-poop-problem-fcc62cd11890 https://medium.com/@sohaibwaheed06/explaining-dubais-poop-pr... I looked up videos on YouTube about this topic, but the few that I clicked were AI slop with the prompt of something like "Generate a video from the contents of this article, use clip art videos and English male narration".