The suits have taken over Cloudflare. All buzzwords are on the bingo card: Using Bun, modeling agent roles after management, graphs, you name it. They apparent

The suits have taken over Cloudflare. All buzzwords are on the bingo card: Using Bun, modeling agent roles after management, graphs, you name it. They apparently think they need to cash in on AI by serving models and at the same time blocking scrapers. So they need to fuel the hype by pretending to use it. This shows how the US economy is fundamentally broken: companies that provide a useful service (in theory, if you discount SSL MITM and turnstile gatekeeping) struggle, quasi-religious scams like OpenAI and Anthropic get funded by mentally ill Boomers and Gen-Xers.