"Cold, carbonated" in 7 days. That's not beer! That's vile fizzy fake-beer! Real automated home breweries do exist: the Braumeister range from Germany spring

"Cold, carbonated" in 7 days. That's not beer! That's vile fizzy fake-beer! Real automated home breweries do exist: the Braumeister range from Germany spring to mind: http://www.speidels-braumeister.de/Eigenes-Bier-brauen-mit-dem-Speidels-Braumeister:_:60.html http://www.speidels-braumeister.de/Eigenes-Bier-brauen-mit-d... ... But you won't get anything drinkable in less than a month.