New CEO walks into the office for the first day. Looks at the budget to see what they can do to "Make a mark" [Budget proposal officer]: "Here is the new clean

New CEO walks into the office for the first day. Looks at the budget to see what they can do to "Make a mark" [Budget proposal officer]: "Here is the new cleaning budget" [CEO]: "looks around the office, the office is clean, why do we need cleaners? much less expensive cleaners" [Budget proposal officer]: "The cleaners keep the office clean though" [CEO]: "Nonsense! I read a substack about this, lets get rid of the cleaners" //Six months later in an ALL hands// [CEO]: "Look I know that we have had issues, The washing facilities were sub standard, and in some cases people were poisoned by poor hygene. We have insistuted a new mandatory training called `keeping the office clean, you're the first link in the chain` to help keep everyone happy and healthy"