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"Secret Intelligence Service - Target Elimination Specialist" wanted
- jmedwards 14y agoQ, get on it! Screenshot in case they do: http://i.imgur.com/0UAcJ.png http://i.imgur.com/0UAcJ.png
- kaybe 14y agoThanks, good thinking! It was taken down in the brief time between me seeing it and my friends trying to see what I was linking them to.
- RobAley 14y agoDon't worry, our intelligence services are great at covering up the evidence. Oh wait... http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1614&bih=969&sclient=psy-ab&q=cache%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fjobsearch.direct.gov.uk%2FGetJob.aspx%3FJobID%3D270089&oq=cache%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fjobsearch.direct.gov.uk%2FGetJob.aspx%3FJobID%3D270089&gs_l=serp.3...42320.46380.0.46705.22.13.7.0.0.2.115.664.11j1.12.0.les%3B..0.1...1c.1.Kp2f7WvF3ak&pbx=1 http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?hl=en&tbo=d...
- user24 14y agoObviously a joke. "This role is particularly appropriate for those who like their martinis shaken and not stirred." Made me wonder though, how MI5 do advertise. Found this: https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/mobile-surveillance.aspx https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/mobile-surveillance.aspx "A valued member of a diverse team, you’ll follow subjects of national security investigations by foot and by car. Your observation skills, quick thinking and ability to fit into your environment means you’ll be able to make a big contribution."
- sliverstorm 14y agoOr, just maybe, it's not a joke at all? ;)
- blacktulip 14y agoYes it is obviously a joke ... at least that's they want you think what it is :D
- arethuza 14y agoDoesn't Bond work for the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) rather than the Security Service (MI5)? https://www.sis.gov.uk/ https://www.sis.gov.uk/
- drakeandrews 14y agoMI6 do wonderful full page adverts in most of the major UK newspapers (Economist, Times, Independent etc.) that point out that they'll need to create a convincing cover story for you, but that you'll be able to tell a few trusted friends and family.
- sek 14y agoJob reference code 007
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- pella 14y ago"Skyfail: UK government's official job site advertises fake 007 position" http://www.theverge.com/2012/11/23/3681630/uk-government-official-job-site-advertises-fake-007-position http://www.theverge.com/2012/11/23/3681630/uk-government-off...
- nnq 14y ago?: But your Majesty, I swear, we've outsourced the entire people disposal department! Q: The job adds you're posting say something different...
- bravoyankee 14y agoEveryone deserves an upvote in this thread. Great post!
- gordonguthrie 14y agoSmells like test data to me...
- nivertech 14y agoSalary is £50-60K per year plus bonuses - not worth to risk your life for this sum ;)