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I'm more surprised hackers found a large enough uptime window to do this.

• hungryhobbit 5mo ago
  For those not getting the joke, GitHub has had an increasingly difficult keeping itself up since Microsoft acquired them. It's gotten a lot worse (and made news) more recently, as the downtime as increased.
  • pathartl 5mo ago
    No, it's had an increasingly difficult time keeping itself ever since they fixed their uptime metric collection, added Actions, and exploded in users.
  • QuantumNoodle 5mo ago
    Giggity.
  • miki123211 5mo ago
    *since coding agents caused their commit rate to increase 14x.
    • platevoltage 5mo ago
      A problem that they contributed to.
      • nicce 5mo ago
        Maybe they actually try to increase the uptime now by making Copilot plans worse.
• gjtorikian 5mo ago
  Copying a joke posted somewhere else? Wow https://x.com/anshuc/status/2056898035159056558 https://x.com/anshuc/status/2056898035159056558
  • fragmede 5mo ago
    Thinking a GitHub uptime joke is so creative only one person could have thought of it? Wow.
    • gjtorikian 5mo ago
      It’s a word for word copy from the original.
      • QuantumNoodle 5mo ago
        > holy sh*t, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in? > I'm more surprised hackers found a large enough uptime window to do this. Certainly not a novel thought. But may I suggest you brush up on https://pbskids.org/games/play/sorting-box/487 https://pbskids.org/games/play/sorting-box/487