These over-hyped stories are getting amusing. Next year I expect: Headline Nine year old African girl develops brain-enhancing neuroimplants with a set of too

These over-hyped stories are getting amusing. Next year I expect: Headline Nine year old African girl develops brain-enhancing neuroimplants with a set of toothpicks after watching a educational video on $25 laptop received from microfinancing initiative. True story (not in linked post) Kid watches stupid stunt on Youtube. Attempting same, stabs self in the eye and almost dies.