No, I'm taking the side of "people have two eyes, but a small percentage of them have one or both taken out or not functioning". And the side of "yoghurt is a

No, I'm taking the side of "people have two eyes, but a small percentage of them have one or both taken out or not functioning". And the side of "yoghurt is a specific thing, and products based on yoghurt don't get to redefine what it is, even if they are sold under as members of the "yoghurt" category, the same way that chocolate milk being sold in the "milk" section does not get to redefine milk as having cocoa".