While we're sleeping splitting hairs about whether it's possible to pull 12 megawatts from a D cell battery for 2 attoseconds I'll throw my hat in the ring and

While we're sleeping splitting hairs about whether it's possible to pull 12 megawatts from a D cell battery for 2 attoseconds I'll throw my hat in the ring and claim that nuclear pellets are batteries if we redefine what a battery means (just like that other recent article about heritability was redefined)