We have a mountain here called Bod an Deamhain meaning the Demon's D*ck. It has been anglicised into something more polite. If you want something more bleak, t

We have a mountain here called Bod an Deamhain meaning the Demon's D*ck. It has been anglicised into something more polite. If you want something more bleak, there are also islands called Disappointment and Desolation.