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no, becaus the simple and pragmatic solution for ANYONE who is subject to arbitrary termination, is to litter everything they build with caltrops and dead man t
by metalman 6mo ago
no, becaus the simple and pragmatic solution for ANYONE who is subject to arbitrary termination, is to litter everything they build with caltrops and dead man triggers
and then hint that they will go into "consulting" when fired.
I know of one case where this was totaly unintentional, and a machinest at a local pulp and paper plant had self delegated to
write the software that controlled tension
on the giant machines in the mill, but as it was his only real forey into sofware, nobody else could operate it, and they fired him after a manegment reshuffle, and then after the next scheduled shut down, nothing worked right, greasy dusty ancient screen with a blinking cursor was what they had, plugged into the important bits of a half sqare mile plant.
still funny to think about!
- therobots927 6mo agoThat is some top notch wrongthink… HN does NOT find it funny!
- cj 6mo agoOr if you don't want to booby trap your code, buy one of those tiny devices that make a cricket noise randomly every 5-15 minutes, and hide it somewhere in the restroom. https://annoyingpcb.com/ https://annoyingpcb.com/
- zimpenfish 6mo agoThese are too obvious - 5-15 minutes gives your victim way too many opportunities to narrow down the location. What you really need is one that chirps once every (multiple of) 20-28 hours (with weighting towards 23-25 to keep it roughly around the time you set it going and an infrequent skipping of a day.) Also with different volumes and, ideally, different chirps. Occasionally a double chirp just for extra insanity causing. (A Michael Jackson "hee heee" would be another good option.)
- HeyLaughingBoy 6mo agoNext time I'm bored and need a project, I'm building that ;-)