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Pffft - they didn't need to store the whole UUID, just a hash. Dummies.

• dd8601fn 5mo ago
  They thought of that, but they were still working on hiring a team to maintain the hashing microservice.
  • mstaoru 5mo ago
    Hashing microservice deployment was blocked by random generator microservice stuck in Pending because it needed an UUID from UUID microservice which was blocked by hashing.
    • alserio 5mo ago
      "Learned a lot today, love Galactus"
• mrsvanwinkle 5mo ago
  already laughing from parent comment this is well done
• _3u10 5mo ago
  one hash is insufficent, they need k-hashes. i get the joke, but seriously a bloomfilter would be a good idea.