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That might be the worst take I've ever read on this website. It's just free hugs, but more theatrical.

charcircuit 5mo ago
Your post literally suggests that a customer spontaneously should kiss the employee. That kind of behavior is goes far beyond an innocent facade of "free hugs."
- helloplanets 5mo ago
  Doesn't the post read that it's the server who would give you the kiss, if you compliment them three times? Also, volunteer is not the same as employee. Especially important in this context.
  - charcircuit 5mo ago
    I read it as if you pay 2 compliments and then proceed to kiss / spank the employee you would also get a compliment in addition to whatever you ordered. And that compliment would give you an extra pep in your step.
    - helloplanets 5mo ago
      > order hugs ranging from warm + fuzzy to long + uncomfortable, each for 2 compliments to your server Any one of these is either: 2 compliments from customer. So, it would be assumed that compliments are going from the customer, to the server, for the extras as well. Instead of the whole dynamic switching around halfway through. > Add a kiss or a spanking for an additional compliment Customer can add a kiss or spanking to their order, if they give an additional compliment to the server. And the server then decides if they actually want to do it.
- donkers 5mo ago
  Consent is involved, everyone is a volunteer and willing participant. If you don’t want a hug or kiss or whatever you don’t get one. I fail to understand how this makes it anything but “free hugs”
- bsimpson 5mo ago
  Something's either literally stated or suggested. It can't be both, but it can be neither.
- xmcp123 5mo ago
  ...you ask. Just like you would for the spanking.
- jamwil 5mo ago
  What is wrong with you. This isn’t a customer/employee thing at all. That’s, like, the entire point of Burning Man.
  - charcircuit 5mo ago
    Feel free to mentally substitute your own words for the titles used of the two people when ordering and delivering services from another.
- stouset 5mo ago
  Are you somehow operating under the impression that volunteers are being held against their will and forced to give and/or receive free kisses to anyone who demands it? Are you okay?
  - charcircuit 5mo ago
    Would you think it would be okay if someone got raped as long as they weren't being held down against their will? Just because the person doesn't leave, that doesn't mean they consent.
    - stouset 5mo ago
      You’ve already managed to completely ignore multiple people who’ve tried their best to clear up your colossal and frankly easily avoidable misunderstanding of this situation. So by all means, don’t let me stop you from crashing out over an entirely imagined series of circumstances.

Your post literally suggests that a customer spontaneously should kiss the employee. That kind of behavior is goes far beyond an innocent facade of "free hugs."

helloplanets 5mo ago
Doesn't the post read that it's the server who would give you the kiss, if you compliment them three times? Also, volunteer is not the same as employee. Especially important in this context.
- charcircuit 5mo ago
  I read it as if you pay 2 compliments and then proceed to kiss / spank the employee you would also get a compliment in addition to whatever you ordered. And that compliment would give you an extra pep in your step.
  - helloplanets 5mo ago
    > order hugs ranging from warm + fuzzy to long + uncomfortable, each for 2 compliments to your server Any one of these is either: 2 compliments from customer. So, it would be assumed that compliments are going from the customer, to the server, for the extras as well. Instead of the whole dynamic switching around halfway through. > Add a kiss or a spanking for an additional compliment Customer can add a kiss or spanking to their order, if they give an additional compliment to the server. And the server then decides if they actually want to do it.
donkers 5mo ago
Consent is involved, everyone is a volunteer and willing participant. If you don’t want a hug or kiss or whatever you don’t get one. I fail to understand how this makes it anything but “free hugs”
bsimpson 5mo ago
Something's either literally stated or suggested. It can't be both, but it can be neither.
xmcp123 5mo ago
...you ask. Just like you would for the spanking.
jamwil 5mo ago
What is wrong with you. This isn’t a customer/employee thing at all. That’s, like, the entire point of Burning Man.
- charcircuit 5mo ago
  Feel free to mentally substitute your own words for the titles used of the two people when ordering and delivering services from another.
stouset 5mo ago
Are you somehow operating under the impression that volunteers are being held against their will and forced to give and/or receive free kisses to anyone who demands it? Are you okay?
- charcircuit 5mo ago
  Would you think it would be okay if someone got raped as long as they weren't being held down against their will? Just because the person doesn't leave, that doesn't mean they consent.
  - stouset 5mo ago
    You’ve already managed to completely ignore multiple people who’ve tried their best to clear up your colossal and frankly easily avoidable misunderstanding of this situation. So by all means, don’t let me stop you from crashing out over an entirely imagined series of circumstances.