> He gave me a look, scanned me down-and-up, and then looked forwarded at the elevator door. I would have burst out laughing at the absurdity of that experienc

> He gave me a look, scanned me down-and-up, and then looked forwarded at the elevator door. I would have burst out laughing at the absurdity of that experience. And then I might have apologized, because man how awful it must feel to be inside the head of someone like that.