I swear there is a psyop to get me to buy a very fast motorcycle, like, me specifically. I do want one, and I'm not going to get one! I have self control. Don'

I swear there is a psyop to get me to buy a very fast motorcycle, like, me specifically. I do want one, and I'm not going to get one! I have self control. Don't look at my Ebay notifications.