This is funny in how cut and dry it is. My friend, do you have kids? It's my theory that crying evolved as a trait because it forces parents to go find some pl

This is funny in how cut and dry it is. My friend, do you have kids? It's my theory that crying evolved as a trait because it forces parents to go find some place safe lest a predator finds them, thus ensuring the helpless kid can grow in safe environments. Note that there is no mention of sleep in there. That's bonus round if you get it.