You can't be serious. Put your hand to your monitor, and with your thumb and forefinger, unpinch. Your thumb and finger move left and right? So my counterexamp

You can't be serious. Put your hand to your monitor, and with your thumb and forefinger, unpinch. Your thumb and finger move left and right? So my counterexamples are irrelevant, and you unpinch in a way nobody else does. Sounds like you just get off on being contrarian.