Headline offered without irony. Parenting the troubled agent: Be firm; don't be afraid to use tough love. Spank it. Send it to boot camp. Three strikes you're

Headline offered without irony. Parenting the troubled agent: Be firm; don't be afraid to use tough love. Spank it. Send it to boot camp. Three strikes you're out. NEXT WEEK: Five warning signs your agent may be heading to wrong side of the tracks: bad grades, obsession with pop culture, delinquency, pornography, hallucinations...