Open the orange, remove the giraffe, put in the vodka. (Variation on: <https://www.smart-words.org/jokes/giraffe-refrigerator-elephant.html https://www.smart-

Open the orange, remove the giraffe, put in the vodka. (Variation on: <https://www.smart-words.org/jokes/giraffe-refrigerator-elephant.html https://www.smart-words.org/jokes/giraffe-refrigerator-eleph...>.) Alternatively, use an apple-corer to breach the peel, pour in a shot of vodka, and drink with a straw, much as with watermelon: <https://www.thespruceeats.com/vodka-watermelon-recipe-4175568 https://www.thespruceeats.com/vodka-watermelon-recipe-417556...>.