Don't worry they're working on banning most of those. The UK has a sugar tax and will ban fires (God forbid people are energy independent!) You could throw in

Don't worry they're working on banning most of those. The UK has a sugar tax and will ban fires (God forbid people are energy independent!) You could throw in skate boards, pornography, slate roofs, criticising government policy and the policy, gluten, and chewing gum.