This wins my internet today. Now to go file a claim against my dog for not allowing me the full five seconds of the five-second rule before it ate my dropped fo

This wins my internet today. Now to go file a claim against my dog for not allowing me the full five seconds of the five-second rule before it ate my dropped food... Edit: <https://benlirio.com/petty-small-claims/?c=CD58qURM&k=7BW7zgUxxIHgnbqx https://benlirio.com/petty-small-claims/?c=CD58qURM&k=7BW7zg...> i'm gonna start using this for stress relief.