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If that is not one good argument to start producing cocaine locally, then I don't know! Save the fish.
by zhouzhao 5mo ago
If that is not one good argument to start producing cocaine locally, then I don't know!
Save the fish.
- HPsquared 5mo agoRoaming more widely may not be healthy for the salmon.
- finghin 5mo agoI think another study is in order examining how cocaine affects breeding habits.
- parodysbird 5mo agoWhether it is or is not, is not a function of the cocaine though, but rather idiosyncrasies of the wider ecologies the salmon are in. If roaming more widely introduces them to more productive food opportunities (or, lower predation) than their closer ecology, then it would be beneficial for them. If it does not, then it wouldn't be. Neither context is determined in the basic finding that cocaine causes them to roam more widely.
- HPsquared 5mo agoEven in the case it were to benefit the salmon, that could still cause secondary problems: something like how nutrient pollution causes some species to run rampant.
- grebc 5mo agoThey’re in a better mood though.
- tirant 5mo agoJust before becoming suicidal some hours later.
- MisterTea 5mo agoTotally. They may wander up bad river, strung out looking for another hit - SNAP! Killed by a bear. My fellow Salmon, please talk to your roe about the dangers of drugs.
- kvgr 5mo agoWhat about the rats and turtles in sewers? They might become more agresive!
- lynx97 5mo agoThere is trash 80s "horror" movie waiting to be made.
- MisterTea 5mo agoSomeone stole that idea and went back in time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles
- zhouzhao 5mo agoGotta give them something to improve their perception of their living conditions!