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I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hotdog today (if you want to get a circular investment bubble going)

• snovv_crash 6mo ago
  Do you sell hotdog options? I want some hotdogs at a guaranteed price, but only next week. (I just want upside exposure)
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  • maratc 6mo ago
    I'd take these options from several companies (all selling hotdogs) and wrap them up in Collateral Hotdog Obligations which I'd then offer to investors.
    • nyc_data_geek1 6mo ago
      I will sell you hotdog default swaps. Even if I lose, I win.
      • tickerticker 6mo ago
        Is a synthetic hotdog default swap considered vegan in Cali?
        • snovv_crash 6mo ago
          If yes, my ESG fund is interested.
    • skeeter2020 6mo ago
      Collateralized hotDog Obligations made up of MBS (Mostly Bones and Sawdust) would be a financial product I could sell to institutional investors!
  • HPsquared 6mo ago
    I suppose a discount code is effectively a hotdog option.