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Maybe the lesson here is we shouldn't rely on the guys selling picks and shovels when determining if we should be buying picks and shovels.
by sputknick 6mo ago
Maybe the lesson here is we shouldn't rely on the guys selling picks and shovels when determining if we should be buying picks and shovels.
- nyc_data_geek1 6mo agoI’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And I wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.
- giaour 6mo agoI will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hotdog today (if you want to get a circular investment bubble going)
- snovv_crash 6mo agoDo you sell hotdog options? I want some hotdogs at a guaranteed price, but only next week. (I just want upside exposure)
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- maratc 6mo agoI'd take these options from several companies (all selling hotdogs) and wrap them up in Collateral Hotdog Obligations which I'd then offer to investors.
- nyc_data_geek1 6mo agoI will sell you hotdog default swaps. Even if I lose, I win.
- tickerticker 6mo agoIs a synthetic hotdog default swap considered vegan in Cali?
- snovv_crash 6mo agoIf yes, my ESG fund is interested.
- skeeter2020 6mo agoCollateralized hotDog Obligations made up of MBS (Mostly Bones and Sawdust) would be a financial product I could sell to institutional investors!
- HPsquared 6mo agoI suppose a discount code is effectively a hotdog option.
- Bridged7756 6mo agoI'm a hot dog chef with over 20 years of experience. Credited with inventing 274 hot dog styles. International awards. World renowned and industry figure. My entire team, very competent hot dog experts, was laid off after a hot dog cooking machine could do what took us 3 months, in just one day. I've been out of a job for 12 months. The reason? All hot dog making has been offloaded to Claudog Hotdog. "Sorry. Hot dog manual cooking is a thing of the past", one recruiter told me. I'm working as a software engineer as we speak. I keep applying to hot dog related positions but I get no interviews. Even positions significantly below my pay grade and skillset. No one is hiring. Hot dog cooking is over. We are entering a new era.
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- thewhitetulip 6mo agoI build bicycles. I was shocked when our internal team built a bicycle that goes to the moon We are afraid to release it to the public! And thus we are shutting down the company. We don't want humans polluting Moon and the atmosphere and space!