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Car is clearly a mobile device; it has a touchscreen and an IMEI. Going to be fun when my washing machine asks me to upload a scan of my passport to the CIA be
by pjc50 7mo ago
Car is clearly a mobile device; it has a touchscreen and an IMEI.
Going to be fun when my washing machine asks me to upload a scan of my passport to the CIA before it will open the door.
- pradeeproark 7mo agowere you trying to launder any dirty laundry :)
- Jamesbeam 7mo agoNo worries, by that time so many people will have lost their jobs because of AI that you can hire a homeless person to register all your devices for a snickers. Dirty Mike and the Boys are going to own a lot of mobile devices, and control the world trade of snickers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FkK8ZFE7Y0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FkK8ZFE7Y0 The CIA hates that trick.
- loloquwowndueo 7mo agolol what makes you think YOU won’t be the homeless person.
- Jamesbeam 7mo agoI got a house with a 25-year roof, an indestructible Japanese shitbox car I can repair myself from scrap if I have to, and enough in the bank at three to five percent to pay my taxes, all of my hobbies, eating steak every day if I wanted and my share of the universal multi-payer health care system in my country. That puts me for the rest of my life at a level of fuck you. And if the system breaks down, I’m just going to hunt and eat you. How big do you think your chance of survival is meeting someone hungry who spent over a decade in war and conflict zones and is still here? I’m more concerned about the future for your sake than for mine.
- alphawhisky 7mo agoCannibalism threats on HN - is this a recession indicator?
- Jamesbeam 7mo agoIt’s conditional cannibalism Sir. That’s a difference. Oh, AGI can turn everyone into matchsticks, but when I talk about turning humans into tasty sausage the internet goes wild. It’s obviously sarcasm, just for the neurodivergent talent in here panic buying cannibalism safe bunkers now. /s
- alphawhisky 7mo agoOh, you're german? Man, here I was worried you had crazy plus guns. Just crazy. I'm adapted to the American diet, so I'm sure that they'll cover my nutritional needs. Let's stay on opposite sides of the pond like Godzilla and King Kong.
- Jamesbeam 7mo agoJokes on you. I have a Waffenbesitzkarte. I like you whisky. That’s a deal I can get behind. I will send your administration a request to put your statue on top of the Arc de Trump. If they can pay 400 million for a ballroom, they can spend one for a diamond statue of the man that saved a lot of American lives today. True heroes don’t always wear capes. Sometimes they have butcher knife’s.
- nekusar 7mo agoTo be fair, people who eat ultraprocessed foods are basically human wagyu. https://health.yahoo.com/wellness/nutrition/articles/ultraprocessed-foods-turning-human-thighs-140057944.html https://health.yahoo.com/wellness/nutrition/articles/ultrapr...
- minton 7mo agoDigital currency can help control you. Imagine negative inflation based on your social score.
- a2128 7mo agoThis will be perfect for those washing machine manufacturers! It will permanently pair itself to your passport with e-fuses, so that if you ever try to resell your old washing machine on the secondary market, it'll be worthless unless you also sell the buyer your passport