Demand on-call phone numbers, autodial the entire company when it looks like they’re about to lose their first bojillion. No, you don't really have to give Goo

Demand on-call phone numbers, autodial the entire company when it looks like they’re about to lose their first bojillion. No, you don't really have to give Google a bunch of phone numbers. The input box will also accept entry of the following text: “I'm a big stupid idiot, and when my API stops working, which it will, it will be all my fault and not Google's.”