If I had a dollar for every soccer-mom in an SUV or minivan that was oblivious to the world as she cut me off, I'd be rich. Not to mention that even when my li

If I had a dollar for every soccer-mom in an SUV or minivan that was oblivious to the world as she cut me off, I'd be rich. Not to mention that even when my life isn't jeopardized, these same yappers are the ones most likely to hold up traffic (like by going -5 in the "passing" lane for miles on end) or something else equally moronic.