5 ms·

Patience my good people. We all remember what happened the last time there was a rare particle delay...

• stingraycharles 14y ago
  Out of curiosity: what are you referring to?
  • louthy 14y ago
    The barman says "We don't serve neutrinos here" A neutrino walks into a bar.
    • giardini 14y ago
      Isn't that a tachyon?
      • xentronium 14y ago
        The news was that neutrino was measured to have FTL speed.
  • stonemetal 14y ago
    Probably the faster than light neutrino a little while back. Turned out to be a loose cable if I recall correctly.
    • huxley 14y ago
      I have to give the news media credit for not subsequently reporting: "Experts Report Loose Cables Probable Method of Faster-Than-Light-Travel! How You Will Soon Make the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs."
      • DiabloD3 14y ago
        Parsec is a measurement of distance not time.
        • huxley 14y ago
          Google "Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs"
  • bonobo 14y ago
    http://www.nature.com/news/neutrinos-not-faster-than-light-1.10249 http://www.nature.com/news/neutrinos-not-faster-than-light-1... Although it seems like the gp misread decay.
• TallGuyShort 14y ago
  "decay", not "delay"
  • wheelerwj 14y ago
    ah hell. Poor reading skills this morning.