I read through this and unless I’m misunderstanding… you did not actually get kicked out of uni? So… you just blatantly lied in the title? I can’t find any cha

I read through this and unless I’m misunderstanding… you did not actually get kicked out of uni? So… you just blatantly lied in the title? I can’t find any charitable ambiguity to explain the disconnect there other than garden variety lying for clout. I know you’re young and I did plenty of dumb things and had an inflated ego at that age myself but you want to seriously consider how poorly this story (and the lying) reflects on your character if any potential employers, acquaintances, dates, etc read this.