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Not before I patent the method of thinking. ;)

• michaelkscott 14y ago
  This is shocking. Why would you ever want to do something like that? And if you succeed, what would stop someone from patenting existence?
  • rooshdi 14y ago
    Stop and think about it. :)
    • Rappelle 14y ago
      The royalties are too high :(
• seandougall 14y ago
  You can't. I patented patents.
  • shanelja 14y ago
    That's a shame for you, I just patented the method for patenting patents and it seems you're in violation.
    • mahesh_rm 14y ago
      Violation is patented. You are being contacted by my attorney.
      • shanelja 14y ago
        I fail to see the credibility in your law suit, you couldn't possibly have patented it without using my method of patenting patents, I would however be willing to settle for $0.50 plus lawyers fees of $500,000. (I had to hire an entire team as I fully intend to sue the holders of every patent ever patented which used my method (involving the accurate account of the targeted methods transcription upon any form of data storage device))
        • mahesh_rm 14y ago
          I look forward to the first blog rant about this hardcore redditification of HN. :)
          • shanelja 14y ago
            I just found it unusual how one person wasn't down-voted, to be perfectly honest. ~ Never mind, they just got downvoted now