It is still bad news. The last sentence refers to things working out for everyone except the reader: "Sources went on to report that, due a minor oversight th

It is still bad news. The last sentence refers to things working out for everyone except the reader: "Sources went on to report that, due a minor oversight that also occurred as you slumbered, your student loans must still be repaid in full and are now subject to a highly predatory ballooning interest rate."