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I wonder why Trump just doesn't sell this himself, like golden tickets that you can buy from ICE where they just push back the free-tier line enjoyers to insert

by mrtksn 7mo ago

I wonder why Trump just doesn't sell this himself, like golden tickets that you can buy from ICE where they just push back the free-tier line enjoyers to insert the patriotic gold level travelers. In Turkey people with connections to the government get strobe lights permit to skip the traffic through the emergency line. There's so many opportunities both for monetization and loyalty rewarding. Due to lapses like that sometimes I question my theory that all those people(Erdogan, Trump, Putin etc) are in the same group chat.

foolfoolz 7mo ago
we already have this with TSA Pre
- mrtksn 7mo ago
  Where does the money go? With ICE implementation they can split the proceeds and the customers can enjoy seeing people pushed around on prem.
- squidsoup 7mo ago
  The TSA Pre lines are often as long as the standard lines.
  - foolfoolz 7mo ago
    we already have premium tsa pre with clear
tartoran 7mo ago
If some of his minions gave him this idea he’d probably do it.
pjc50 7mo ago
The reverse applies: if you protest against the regime, your TSA pre can be revoked. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/minnesota-border-patrol-agent-tsa-b2916845.html https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politic...