my round1 was a campsite about to be deluged by a damburst. grabbed whatever "the essentials" were [i said to carpetbag everything in the tent shoulder it up, g

my round1 was a campsite about to be deluged by a damburst. grabbed whatever "the essentials" were [i said to carpetbag everything in the tent shoulder it up, grab a firebrand and head for high hills] round2 the earth splits open and a swarm of venomous snakes bursts out. i attack any snakes that confront me and run away from the crack. i must have rolled a 1 and fumbled, when i attacked the venomous snakes, with a burning brand from the campfire, so perished setting myself on fire in round 2. i think the AI doesnt really want to be a DM.