Fine, I’ll be boring… We invited the strippers, Krystal and Britney, to the party. We invited the strippers, Krystal, and Britney, to the party. And yes, if

Fine, I’ll be boring… We invited the strippers, Krystal and Britney, to the party. We invited the strippers, Krystal, and Britney, to the party. And yes, if strippers is made singular, poor Krystal becomes Schrödinger‘s Stripper.