"Hi Shane, you're a programmer right? Can you fix my Microsoft Word? It won't let me write below this image!" "I have a million pound idea, you can make it for

"Hi Shane, you're a programmer right? Can you fix my Microsoft Word? It won't let me write below this image!" "I have a million pound idea, you can make it for me and I'll give you 10% of what I make with it?" "You're a programmer so why can't you figure out why my laptop is over heating?" "Can you make me a website? It'll probably only take a couple of hours." "Programming is easy, all you do is sit at a desk all day" - An accountant, July 2012