I hate Git. I think it is mediocre at absolute best. But nothing in this article is in my top 10. So this doesn’t really do anything for me. All I really want

I hate Git. I think it is mediocre at absolute best. But nothing in this article is in my top 10. So this doesn’t really do anything for me. All I really want is support for terabytes scale repo history with super fast, efficient, sparse virtual clones. And ideally a global cache for binary blobs with copy-on-write semantics. Which is another way to say I want support for large binary files, and no GitLFS is not sufficient.