So much hassle to enable sideloading that I just... don't want to use Android? Having to go through 5 different menus, 3 different warnings AND wait 24 hours to

So much hassle to enable sideloading that I just... don't want to use Android? Having to go through 5 different menus, 3 different warnings AND wait 24 hours to install F-Droid? fuck no.