All call centers are actually located in Lake Wobegon, where all the call wait times are above average. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Wobegon#Recurring_

All call centers are actually located in Lake Wobegon, where all the call wait times are above average. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Wobegon#Recurring_monologue_elements https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Wobegon#Recurring_monolog... , for the probably many people who don't know the reference.)