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I need some advice on etiquette. Is the correct answer to "Good morning!" still "That's what the government wants you to believe." or is it now "You
by delichon 7mo ago
I need some advice on etiquette. Is the correct answer to
"Good morning!"
still
"That's what the government wants you to believe."
or is it now
"You want me to contract a psychiatric disorder? What did I ever do to you?"
- freedomben 7mo agoI've always loved, "what's so morning about it?" What are other people's favorite humorous responses?
- AnimalMuppet 7mo agoThere's Eeyore: "If it is good. Which I doubt." But I knew a guy who didn't answer with words. He would just growl until he'd had coffee.
- amarant 7mo agoThat sounds like me. There's a 1:1 correlation between how many cups of coffee I've had and the number of languages I speak. And like a true computer nerd, of course it's an unsigned integer, meaning if I drink too much coffee I'm back to grunting only (this time on the toilet)
- doubled112 7mo agoSeems like you could use a few more bits.
- thewebguyd 7mo agoAlways a fan of Gandalf's response to Bilbo: > "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
- sgbeal 7mo ago> What are other people's favorite humorous responses? "For a given definition of 'morning'."