I know this is off-topic, and likely to get me down-voted, but hey! I'll live dangerously for the sake of repeating a hilarious (to me) .sig in a now ancient Us

I know this is off-topic, and likely to get me down-voted, but hey! I'll live dangerously for the sake of repeating a hilarious (to me) .sig in a now ancient Usenet post. These //go.* commands always remind me of this: """ //GO.SYSIN DD * DOO DAH DOO DAH """ (Why yes, that is IBM System 360 JCL from circa 1975. Why do you ask?)