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Years ago I was in one of those old kitschy theatres. The seat was wet. I prayed it wasn't urine.
by longislandguido 7mo ago
Years ago I was in one of those old kitschy theatres. The seat was wet.
I prayed it wasn't urine.
- tombert 7mo agoWhen my wife and I first started dating, we went to one of those cheap second-run theaters. I liked that theater because it was super cheap (like seriously $1.50 for a ticket because it showed out of date movies). One time when she and I were watching The Purge, I hear this kind of squishy noise from right behind me. I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over. You know, The Purge isn't the worst movie ever but I gotta admit that it's not a movie that ever really turned me on either. To each their own, I suppose. From that point forward we always called that the Handjob Theater.
- bacchusracine 7mo ago>I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over. To get a better view, right?
- tombert 7mo agoWe were mostly afraid of substances landing anywhere near us.
- aaronbrethorst 7mo agoYou don’t happen to live in exurban Denver do you?
- tombert 7mo agoNope, this was in Dallas. Well, Garland actually. I don't live there anymore and haven't for about eleven years.
- geoduck14 7mo agoI know exactly the theater you are talking about. My family and I have been there tons of time growing up. I've never had an experience like you described, but I totally believe it.
- tombert 7mo agoYeah, no shade at all towards the theater, not their fault that one of their customers got really turned on watching The Purge. If I lived in Dallas still I'd probably still go there all the time.