I once suggested a drinking game: shot every time someone says "X is dead". I was told to f** off because I'd kill half of humanity. COBOL is dead. Java is dea

I once suggested a drinking game: shot every time someone says "X is dead". I was told to f** off because I'd kill half of humanity. COBOL is dead. Java is dead. Programming is dead. AI is dead (yes, some people are already claiming this: https://hexa.club/@phooky/116087924952627103 https://hexa.club/@phooky/116087924952627103) I must be the kid from The Sixth Sense because I keep seeing all these allegedly dead guys around me.