Its so esoteric. You do what your priest/advisor tells you. You honor the priest. You do the latex ritual. Did it actually do anything? Ah in 8 years someone

Its so esoteric. You do what your priest/advisor tells you. You honor the priest. You do the latex ritual. Did it actually do anything? Ah in 8 years someone is going to replicate your study, it wont work, but too late! You got a PhD!